February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
kyary:
what do japanese horses say?
kawaii desu neigh
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same otp.
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jimsbringingsassyback:
“Joan Watson (Liu), a former surgeon who lost her license after a patient died, while consulting for the NYPD.”
Scoop: Lucy Liu Cast as Watson in CBS' Modern Day... →
gingerhaze:
martinfreemans:
Wait, so will Sherlock be a lady, too? I can see this being potentially interesting…
Oh that or they’ll keep Sherlock a man JUST so they can bang and it won’t be gay. Noooooooooo
Watchmykingdomforacumberbatch:
can’t stop listening to this lately.