May 2012
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sauvignon fierce: HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING? →
annie-banks:
fujiidom | danharmon:
Kids:
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good…
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
Feminist criticism is fun.
beholybehappy:
Watchtrapeze-swinger:
modmad:
strong-plushrumps:
blackpoquedown:
jellybeing:
thedandyunderworld:
Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
OMG….
the most beautiful thing ive...
silenthill:
yeaaaaah vegeta u feelin it
yeahhhh im feelin it goku
yeahhhhh
YEAHHHHHHHH
oh yeaahhhhh
yehehehhehee
loki: kneel before me, puny huma-
all of tumblr: *falls to the floor*
loki: ...well, that was easy. now-
all of tumblr: oh my god look at how precious he is when he's trying to rule!
loki: wha-
all of tumblr: look you can see the pain in his eyes even now!
loki: look here, i am trying to control your lives, you insolent little-
all of tumblr: omsfkdkjsdgkdmgks loki skdjksaljdlkasj
Who is Loki's mom?
verifascinating:
I’m assuming the mpreg I just read is not accurate
elasticitymudflap:
i just convinced my 8 year old brother that shia labeouf actually is a cannibal and my mom came in to say goodnight to us and he started crying “sHY-UH BUFFALO IS GOING TO EAT ME IF I GO PEE” and we were trying to calm him down and at one point i screamed “johNNY SHIA LABEOUF ISNT REAL HE’S JUST A MYTH”
“But I guess the thing that I want to say about fandom is that it’s the closest...”
– Joss Whedon (x)
